5/9/2024
Tl;dr I am probably going to have a witch girlfriend
I was walking behind this girl in the halls one day and I saw her backpack unzipped. I hesitated, out of nerves, but then I walked up to her and pointed it out. She had headphones in and hadn't heard me, so she replied "pardon me?"- "Pardon me"? I hadn't had anyone in real life ever say "pardon me" to me. I was instantly very enamored. I say it again, and then she asks me to "please" zip up her backpack. As I'm zipping her backpack I pay compliment to her rather fancy way of speech, and then she tells me that she's seen me around campus a lot, and always thought I looked really cool & wanted to be my friend; she said I had a "main character face." She points out the leviathan cross on my jacket and asks if I'm a witch, subsequently revealing that she is a witch. We talk about our religion for a minute before I ask for her name, to which she says her full name. Her full name! Who introduces themeselves with their full name!? Who the hell is this person? This witch? I just needed to know more. She says she has to piss, and leaves, not before we exchange contact info.
The next day we hang out at lunch, and she takes me to a spot on top of the bleachers. She likes the spot because it's the highest and windiest spot in the school, so she can be closer to Aphrodite. We talk more about our religion and draws a dream recall sigil on my jacket. On our way to class when the bell rung she spotted a jacket on the bleachers, it had been there for a few days but she didn't know that because she doesn't go that way out of the bleachers because she has swim instead of PE. She goes to inspect it, because she loves upcycling fashion, and even though she didn't like the jacket, she liked the NOISE CANCELLING SONY HEADPHONES INSIDE OF THEM!
At nutrition she tells me "I was worried that after putting on the headphones I would hear schizophrenic voices in my head telling me that I would go to hell for 1000 years for the sin of stealing... but instead they have a great ambience!"
That's when I knew that I definitely wanted to be hers.
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